Funny two year olds

My favourite dialogues-with-a-two-year-old in the past few weeks:

Clancy: “Abby! Did you know your full name is Abigail H.?”
Abby: “No - my name is Abigail B.”
Clancy: “Why are you Abigail B?”
Abby: “Jacob B” (name of another little boy at daycare)
Clancy: “Oh are you married to Jacob B?”
Abby: “Yes. I hit him."

Patty: BWAAHAAAHAA!!!


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Abby: “I love Church”.
Patty: “you love Church? That’s great honey!”
Abby: “I love Jesus!”
Patty: “That’s great! I love Jesus too! Jesus is a great person!”
Abby: “HAAHAAA Jesus is a funny guy! He has a big beard!”

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Abby: “I’m married."
Patty: “You’re married?”
Abby “yes”
Patty: “to who?”
Abby: “Jesus”
Patty: “Oh if you’re married to Jesus, I guess that means you’re a Nun!”
Abby: DADDY! I’m um .. um.. a Nun! Nun! Nun! Nun!”